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June 12 2017
skinny wearing my outfit from like a day or two ago? because why not
(via dawgbelly)
tumblr: “550 words to say instead of said”
me: do you know what happens……if you’re afraid to use “said”??????
no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips
My lavish dream lifestyle: 200% tips at IHOP and throwing struggling artists a couple hundred bucks to sketch my latest asshole OC. I buy my cats better food. I get new underwear twice a year, including a new bra. I have my jeans hemmed, and buy name-brand crackers. Nobody I know ever has to worry about a vet bill again. I quietly bankroll surgery and binders and electrolysis for every struggling trans person on Tumblr. The zoo near me builds a 300% larger reptile house and names it the Wigglesworth Von Snakeface Rept-o-Rama, and I hire a Great Dane ninja to shit on Trump’s Hollywood star every day and post the picture to Facebook and Twitter. Snakes manifest in nazis’ houses. They are made of red-hot chains and never stop screaming. My skin is clear. I sit on my front porch and drink tea. Someone hands me a hamburger.
I’M SCREECHING
I like how the tumblr symbol is also over her picture on the wall
how would you feel if you worked at future nasa or whatever and you went to the moon and there was some guy lying face down up there surrounded by yugioh cards
one punch man 童帝 / Child Emperor
OPM Secret Santa for @west-8th-avenue !! I chose to do Saitama with (everyone as) cats because I thought it was really cute! I hope you like it! Have a great holiday! ^0^/~<3
Made this as a request on my twitter.
Osochoro is not that pandered, but man is it cute.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
June 10 2017
Takahashi sama’s birthday post for Yugi 💜
your gender isn’t made up
me: *walks up/down a flight of stairs*
that very flight of stairs afterwards:
ロールケーキ
so like I’ve seen quite a few anti-millennial sentiments published in major newspapers but this has to be the strangest one
this is the first anti-millenial statement that actually struck a chord with me.
“millenials are entitled” yeah i expect that i should be treated like a human being
“millenials arent buying houses” thats a huge commitment and if it didnt work out thats a financial blow i might not be able to recover from
“millenials dont touch as many dead bodies as older generations” fuck…. shit……. theyre right…… oh god what am i doing wrong……
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